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i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system
i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this
Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.
YOU CAN HAVE HER
jeSUS
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN